This summer’s going to hurt like a motherfucka

The summer is here again, and it’s brought all the good stuff with it, once again. Usually, people enjoy traveling and having fun at many festivals and in many places. You know, the best thing about summer is that basically you don’t even have to do anything. Instead of having to stick yourself in some random place because outside it’s freezing and you want to drink some hot coffee, in the summer you can just occupy a random bench in the park and have fun with your friends. You can buy some beer, spark a blunt, and stay there the whole night. And that’s the best thing. Whatever you have in your mind, you can realize it, and no one can stop you. 

There are also many music festivals as well, where you can go relax and listen to some badass music as well. Basically, the whole world is your oyster, and you can do whatever the hell you want with it. Want to hop in your car and just drive a thousand miles away? Just do it. For some reason, summer provides motivation and happiness to everyone who’s soul isn’t eternal darkness. If food makes you happy, go eat ice cream. Music? Visit a festival. Do you like sports? Play football outside, or drive a skateboard through the neighborhood, everything can be done. It’s impossible to stop describing this excellent feeling. It’s almost as addictive as free sex games on the internet! But that’s okay as well, as we said, summer is for everything. You say yes to porn? We say YesPornPlease as well! The whole point is in the freedom that this time provides for everyone. 

Also, if you’re a free-spirited American, you might want to revisit some of the classical places as well whether it’s Lollapalooza which is a fantastic music festival, or maybe some older stuff like the Statue of Liberty! Whatever kind of spirit you are, doesn’t matter, everyone is welcome here. There are also great food places that make Italian style meals, which is always great and refreshing in summer, or you can also visit some legendary beaches in Florida or L.A. Whatever the case is, and whatever you want to do, we encourage everybody to take care of themselves and enjoy this beautiful weather in their own style, so don’t be afraid to do it. Try some new things, and make this unique period in your life the one you’ll never forget. Kind of like those legendary Coca Cola commercials that always look like people are having the time of their lives. If a couple of CEO guys in cozy chairs can make something simple as swimming seem legendary, then you can have some fun too. This summer is going to hurt like a motherfucker, as Maroon 5 would say. And that’s for sure. With that being said, end this on a high note, we wish a happy life to everyone and great fun in your future endeavors!